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A Match made in...? One funny, intelligent, affectionate and certified romantic man available for fun, lasting love, anonymous criticism or outright rejection—all of the smart possibilities of online dating! I have an aesthetic personality and career. Almost useless with tools unless life-saving or post-fixing affection is involved. Not married, not playing around, not lying. Your friends would like me and my Welsh Corgi will probably like you. Independent-minded man with a commitment gene. No children. Not rich. Rebuilding a few businesses you might enjoy. Drive a Jeep. Reasonably handsome unless my women friends are lying which they have been known to do. Not the jealous type so you can keep your male admirers or friends. Kind to animals. Enjoy Christmas because the decorations and chorale music are beautiful. Give gifts to loved ones. It stops there. Not crazy or angry. Well read, large vocabulary, college graduate, failed to become a cubicle drone. Left of center. Clean, groomed, clothes that won't humiliate you. Brush my teeth and put the toilet seat down consistently. Have many friends but am not a pack animal.

You: A woman with humor, interests beyond the television, the ability to be comfortable in public, and a bit of a wise-ass. You like men who are something other than a man with mud on his fenders, a deer decal in the rear window, and who makes you feel second best. You don't need him to "complete" you or fund your basics. You're more than a seat filler for a Panamera. You want to be appreciated for who you are, not tolerated for it. And you enjoy wine, jazz, indie music, independence and medium+ salsa. You're not too normal but not suffering from bi-polar disorder (I am sensitive to those with that condition but it's just sooo much work!) I'm sure you understand. My life is pretty busy. Shall we talk sometime?